The Official Magazines

“Why do you think I let him out, you stupid bitch?”

“I’m mentally undressing Captain Archer.”

“Fanriserar jag, eller ar det riktigt att vi har otroligt manga fker kaniner har inne idag?”

“The next few months are going to be quite a ride.”

“Looks like Connor’s gonna need someone who cares – like a big sister… or hey Mrs. Robinson, if that’s what the kid’s into.”

“Can’t any one of your damned little Scooby club at least try to remember that I hate you all.”

“You’re human for like a minute and already there’s cookie dough fudge mint chip in your fridge.”

“I’m saying Spike had a little trip to the vet, and now he doesn’t chase the other puppies anymore.”

“Uh – are we gonna right, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?”

“Purple. Yet you have no problems pronoucing pomegranate.”

“Vampires- grrr nasty. Let’s annihilate them – for justice and for the safety of puppies and Chrismas, right?”

“The best action I can get is an invisible ghost who’s good with a loofah.”

“Whare are you? Deficient?”