Buffy the Vampire Slayer

“Can we just skip it? Can you just be kissing me now?”

“Buffy’s delusion is multi-layered. She believes she’s some type of hero.”

“I’m not sure you should say ‘sex poodle’ in your vows.”

“Husband? Wife? Those aren’t code names like Big Dog or Falcon?”

“We do not joke about eating people in this house!”

“We’re not going to have to do that at the wedding, are we? ‘Cause there’s this last thread of dignity I’ve been desperately clinging to.”

“We’re here to support your subsistence level employment. Bravo.”

“We’re your arch-nemesises…ses…”

“When did the building fall down?”

“If rats could dance, they probably wouldn’t gnaw so much.”

“Monsters are real. Did we know this?”

“Now that’s entertainment.”

“Over my dead body…The kind that doesn’t come back.”