Buffy the Vampire Slayer

“Shouldn’t we stab him through the chest? Isn’t that what we do when these things happen?”

“Man, I hate playing vampire towns.”

“Yeah, what I really need is emotional therapy from the evil dead.”

“Is sitting there and drinking soda some kind of a Zen non-answer?”

“This is getting to be a pattern with you, Buffy. Are there any friends of yours left you haven’t tried to kill?”

“Poems. Always a sign of pretentious inner turmoil.”

“Come in. Enjoy my personal space.”

“Sunnydale – come for the food, stay for the dismemberment.”

“Do you have everything? Books? Lunch? Stakes?”

“Uh, Oh. Daddy’s home. I’m in wicked trouble now.”

“Come on, this is a huge deal for me! Six years as a side man, and now I get to be the Slayer.”

“Bored now.”

“Say goodnight, bitch.”