Buffy the Vampire Slayer

“I am well struck! I call on the misty portal to my demon dimension, where I will lay my head and gently die.”

“You do research now? Want a cappuccino and a pack of cigarettes to go with it?”

“It’s hard to get a good night’s death around here.”

“Is this Hell?”

“Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea?”

“Be brave. Live… for me.”

“Is everyone here very stoned?”

“We should drop a piano on her. It always works for the creepy cartoon rabbit when he’s running from that nice man with the speech impediment.”

“I mean, tell me if I said something wrong. Otherwise, I know I’ll say it again, probably often and in public.”

“What the hell is that, and why is it’s hair that colour?”

“Get him fixed, would ya? I wanna hear the whole story again, without all that annoying moaning.”

“It’s stupid. It’s mortal and stupid.”

“And the minute after that I can terrify him with my alarming strength and remarkable self-involvement.”