Buffy the Vampire Slayer

“The Earth is definitely doomed.”

“All I did was hold you and watch you sleep. And it was the best night of my life.”

“He’s a breath of fresh air, isn’t he? Thank god I don’t breathe.”

“Yeah, you’d think these people had never seen an apocalypse before.”

“You protecting vampires? Are you the bad Slayer now? Am I the good Slayer now?”

“Willow… call for you from L.A. Somebody named Fred. The guy sounds kind of effeminate.”

“This isn’t some story where good triumphs because good triumphs.”

“The Hellmouth has begun its semi-annual percolation. Usually it blows around May.”

“Now, if I were a sign of being evil, where would I be?”

“Now wait a minute, you think I’m evil if I bring a group of girls on a camping trip and don’t touch them?”

“Hey, everybody, look. It’s Willow. Perhaps with a blunt weapon of some sort.”

“Keep the chatter down! Or speak up so I can hear you.”

“Sorry to barge in. I’m afraid we have a slight… apocalypse.”