The Official Magazines

“I am a nice, normal guy.”

“As it happens, I’m very much human… on my mother’s side.”

“I feel positively tingly.”

“Well that was the most fun you can have without having any fun.”

“There are two things I don’t believe in: coincidences and leprechauns.”

“Calm may work for Locutus of the Borg here, but I’m freaked out and I intend to stay that way.”

“Boy, the teachers really do care in this town…”

“Psst…. We’re going to destroy the world… Want to come?”

“I’m sorry I almost ate you.”

“Things used to be pretty simple. A hundred years, just hanging out, feeling guilty. Really honed my brooding skills.”

“I don’t think anyone should have to do anything educational in school if they don’t want to.”

“I wish people wouldn’t leave open graves lying around like this.”

“I invited you into my home. And then you attacked my family.” “Why not? I killed mine.”