The Official Magazines

“I’m finished being everybody’s butt-monkey!”

“It’s simple. I’m going to kill her.”

“I noticed you’re talking, whereas, in your position, I’d attack me.”

“Run away? Finally, a sensible plan.”

“I loathe being used. If I recall, I sent you a 15 body memo to that effect.”

“I gave you the best bunch of months of my life!”

“I’ve got finesse coming out of my bottom!”

“Oh Pacey, you blind idiot. Can’t you see she doesn’t love you?”

“Being at an all-male preparatory, we didn’t go in for this sort of thing.”

“You know, I really think the thrall has gone out of our relationship.”

“Sometimes you just feel like giving up on men altogether.”

“I am so the Net girl.”