Episodes

“She’s so cute. And little. Think we can keep her?”

“To meet new people. And smooch them in my kitchen.”

“A Slayer, huh? I knew this “I’m the only one, I’m the only one” thing was just an attention-getter.”

“You know, I’m a little rusty when it comes to killing humans. It could take a while.”

“Don’t be sorry, be Giles. C’mon, we fight monsters. This is what we do. They show up, they scare us, I beat ’em up and they go away.”

“”This is Ford, my bestest friend of all my friends!” Jeez, doesn’t she know any fat guys?”

“That’s nice, Willow. And you went mental when?”

“Yes, and you were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words “let that be a lesson” are a tad redundant at this juncture.”

“Girls always tell me that. Right before they run away.”

“You’ve got Slayer problems. That’s a bad piece of luck. Do you know what I find works real good with Slayers? Killing them.”

“Are you crazy? You don’t just sneak up on people in a graveyard. You make noise when you walk. You stomp or… yodel.”

“Cordelia, your mouth is open and sound is coming from it. This is never good.”

“I may be dead, but I’m still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you.”