Episodes

“What’d y’all order a dead guy for?”

“Captain says you’re to stay put. Doesn’t want you to run afoul of his blushing psychotic bride.”

“I am a large, semi-muscular man. I can take it.”

“Will you not do that while we…ever!”

“Oh, do I ever! Funny and sexy. You have no idea. And you never will.”

“You guys had a riot on account of me? My very own riot?”

“Everybody plays each other. That’s all anybody ever does. We play parts.”

“So finally a decent wound on this ship and I missed out.”

“How will we know unless we question it?”

“He looked bigger when I couldn’t see him.”

“Are there aliens or monkeys in the engines? Flying space monkeys?”

“Here’s a little concept I’ve been working on – how about we shoot first?”

“We’re not gonna die. We can’t die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.”