Buffy the Vampire Slayer

“No, I understand. You have to be with the person that you love.”

“Experiments happen in the lab under the house – that’s where they kept you and put in your chip. Let’s have fun!”

“I don’t care if it is an orgy of death, there’s still such a thing as a napkin.”

“All right, I didn’t know what you were going to say, but that doesn’t make you any less crazy.”

“I’d hate to see the pursuit of a homicidal lunatic get in the way of pursuing a homicidal lunatic.”

“It didn’t work, but they’re all upset anyway.”

“Everyone’s getting spanked but me.”

“Well, you were myth-taken.”

“I’m the Slayer. Slay-er. Chosen One. She who hangs out a lot in cemeteries. You’re kidding me! Ask around. Look it up. Slayer, comma, The.”

“Sometimes I like to crumble the Weetabix in the blood. Gives it a little texture.”

“This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed.”

“I’m saying that Spike had a little trip to the vet, and now he doesn’t chase the other puppies any more.”

“And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.”