Giles

“The time will come, Giles. You have to prepare yourself for the worst.”

“As I listened to the vampire, Roux, I realised I was her captive, her audience, her interrogator, and her boyfriend. Modern dating is thorny. Next time, I’ll just swipe right.”

“You rose from the dead to make a machine that makes people dumber? How droll. Why not just watch the news?”

“I’m sixteen going on fifty-something. I’ve been to Hell and back. And I’m having a mid-life crisis. In high school!”