Buffy the Vampire Slayer

“At some point even I have to stop living in a fantasy world and face up to the real one. Even if it hurts.”

“I think brooding is his default setting.”

“‘Trial by combat?’ That’s actually a thing outside of Game of Thrones?”

“Oh, let’s do it! I can be your invisible ghost sidekick. It’ll be like the greatest Eighties cop show they never made!”

“If we need anything right now, it’s help with real life. Someone to tell us how to be normal, healthy adults. And I’m not trying to be a jerk, but…

“Well… Once you get past all the crap, we’ve been known to make a passable team.”

“Don’t be ridiculous! Alligators in the sewers are sheer fantasy. Do be on the lookout for rat-spiders, though. They favour such environments.”

“So, um… Any murder dreams on your end?”

“To tell you the truth, it scares the Hell out of me. But sometimes what scares you is the right thing to do.”

“My head’s a bit of a mess. Lots of things in there I wouldn’t want you to see.”

“You know, repeatedly going to ice cream for comfort is not a healthy way to deal with problems.”

“I’m quite aware it’s the summer of love for everyone but me. Now be quiet. I need to help burn all this decaying flesh before we catch the plague.”

“Oh, I’ll give it to him, all right. Upside the head.”