Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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Desperate Measures
“Am I the only one who thinks it’s weird that a Government cracking down on magic use is, y’know, building something that uses magic?”
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Desperate Times
“Wiccans are some of the only humans in this place. We’re like gingerbread men at weight-loss camp.”
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A House Divided
“You think extra hands are an advantage. I see one more thing to break.”
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In Time of Crisis
”Is Buffy breaking the law by using her strength to carry groceries?”
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The Spread of Their Evil
“The world just changed, Slayer. In a big way. Only question is how.”
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The Opening Title Sequences
So, ever wonder how many different sets of credits each show had? It’s surprisingly more than you think!
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Own It (Part 5) : It’s On You
“Vengeance accomplished.”
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Own It (Part 4) : Vengeance
“We’re your friends! You tell us when you’re having rage issues, or turning into a hyena, or seeing ghosts! Especially if it’s the ghost of another friend!”
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Own It (Part 3) : Taking Ownership
“I’ll take my chances with the carnivorous otters.”
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Own It (Part 2) : The Centre Cannot Hold
“And, not to interfere with the flow, but if you can get him to take off his shirt, it’d improve things immensely.”
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Own It (Part 1) : Home Sweet Hell
“I know you’re upset. And that’s why I’m not going to take what you said personally. But don’t ever say anything like it again.”
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In Pieces on the Ground (Part 5)
“Can we stop talking about options that involve my sister going to Hell?”
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In Pieces on the Ground (Part 4)
“I have put up with your ridiculous and, quite frankly, interminable romantic misadventures for years!”
The Watcher's Guide 