Angel

“Consider her armed, dangerous, and quite possibly insane. Don’t let her grace or gentle beauty fool you. Winifred Burkle is a monster.”

“Some people can’t accept change. It scares them, and that fear becomes hatred, and they take that hatred out on others. Or sometimes on themselves.”

“Guy steps out for a few hours, half the place goes super-villain.”

“It’s not always about holding hands.”

“I think you need a witch.”

“Oh you have a problem with a little torture now? Seem to recall a time when you rather enjoyed it.”

“Step away from the glass.”

“Wesley, would you please warn this walking infection that I haven’t forgotten how she poked my head open like a Capri Sun.  And while my love for humanity allows me…

“Doin’ your mom and tryin’ to kill your dad. Hmm. There should be a play.”

“You have no idea what Angelus is. You only know what you’ve read in books.”

“Jeez, where were you when they taught stealth in superpower school?”

“Take your new boyfriend and get the Hell out of here.”

“Hate to be the little demon that cried “Apocalypse Nowish,” but, uh…”