Angel

“You are barking up the wrong vampire.”

“I just wish I were more like you. You know, except for the part about being all into science. And not having a lot up front.”

“This town might not be big enough for the both of you.”

“If you’re here to tell me about how you killed your parents, perhaps it could wait for another time?”

“Notice no matter how uptown we go we always wind up at some stanky hole in the middle of the night?”

“Oh, oh. Me, me. I’m your people person.”

“Is this the part where I say, “Who’s there?” and something creepy happens?”

“You know that “whoosh” thing that you do where you’re not there anymore? I love that.”

“That’s how you’re gonna fight the forces of evil now? Call the IRS?”

“You really think you can solve the problem? Come into Wolfram and Hart and make everything right? Turn night into glorious day?”

“There’s only one thing that ever changes anything and that’s death. Everything else is a lie. You can’t be saved by a lie. You can’t be saved at all.”

“I know she’s a lie – Jasmine. My whole life’s been built on them. I just… I guess I thought this one was better than the others.”

“The hateful always have one or two wretched tricks to play.”