“Hey, everybody, look. It’s Willow. Perhaps with a blunt weapon of some sort.”

“Keep the chatter down! Or speak up so I can hear you.”

“Sorry to barge in. I’m afraid we have a slight… apocalypse.”

“Shouldn’t we stab him through the chest? Isn’t that what we do when these things happen?”

“Man, I hate playing vampire towns.”

“Yeah, what I really need is emotional therapy from the evil dead.”