“Wesley, would you please warn this walking infection that I haven’t forgotten how she poked my head open like a Capri Sun.  And while my love for humanity allows me to tolerate her presence, if need be I will smack her down. Be a doll. Thanks.”

“Doin’ your mom and tryin’ to kill your dad. Hmm. There should be a play.”

“You have no idea what Angelus is. You only know what you’ve read in books.”

“Jeez, where were you when they taught stealth in superpower school?”

“Take your new boyfriend and get the Hell out of here.”