“One Slayer was all right. But all these girls, the world can’t contain them. And they will suffer for that.”

“My grip on reality is not that grippy. I’m protective of it.”

“The blood of innocents is a real pain in the neck to wash out of cotton blends.”

“So you decided to start your own evil Slayer club? Why am I not surprised?”

“I’ve got enough voices in my head already.”

“Faith, do you honestly think you’re the first young person to have stumbled upon the notion of rebellion?”

“The funny part about all this? I never even met her.”

“You’re at war with the human race.”

“No one’s exactly giggling on this side of the fence either.”

“Your star player’s out unless she receives a kiss from someone passionately devoted to her. Care to give it a whirl?”