“What about ‘Don’t wake me even if there’s another apocalypse!’ don’t you get?”

“What’s the plan? Cuz I’m still not killing a Slayer no matter what you showed me.”

“And that phrase stood the test of time?”

“The last great Watcher. Sacrificed himself at the Battle of Starbucks.”

“She’s never been in New York. Or, apparently, a limo.”

“I’ve been preparing for this day my entire life!”

“If Giles was here, he’d say “Precisely” and then rub his glasses on his shirt.”

“For the record, I’ve never worn manservant bloomers.”

“We’ll leave it at ‘We had a wonderful night.'”