Buffy the Vampire Slayer

“Close your eyes.”

“It’s a big rock. I can’t wait to tell my friends. They don’t have a rock this big.”

“Boy, when they were handin’ out school spirit, you didn’t even stand in line, did you?”

“Something weird is going on. Isn’t that our school motto?”

“My whole life just flashed before my eyes! I gotta get me a life!”

“If we can live without passion, maybe we’d know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow.”

“Do you know what’s a good day to break up with somebody? Any day besides Valentine’s Day! I mean, what, were you running low on dramatic irony?”

“Um, I wanted to ask you something. Is Jordy a werewolf? Uh-huh. And how long has that been going on? Uh-huh.”

“She made me feel like a human being. That’s not the kind of thing you just forgive.”

“That pretty much sums it up.”