Buffy the Vampire Slayer

“Whenever Giles sends me on a mission, he always says “please”. And afterwards I get a cookie.”

“It must be really hard when all your friends have, like, superpowers. Slayer, werewolf, witches, vampires, and you’re, like, this little nothing. You must feel like Jimmy Olsen.”

“I won’t kill her – I’ll just make her like me. Different. She’ll go to sleep, and when she wakes up, your face will be the first thing she eats.”

“A doodle. I do doodle. You too — you do doodle, too.”

“But if you die now, then all that you ever were was a monster.”

“Bored now.”

“I may be love’s bitch, but at least I’m man enough to admit it.”

“Faith, a word of advice: you’re an idiot.”

“Giles at sixteen? Less Together Guy, more Bad-Magic-Hates-The-World-Ticking-Time-Bomb Guy.”

“Oh, God! What did you two do to each other?”

“We have a marching jazz band?”