Buffy the Vampire Slayer

“Get him fixed, would ya? I wanna hear the whole story again, without all that annoying moaning.”

“It’s stupid. It’s mortal and stupid.”

“And the minute after that I can terrify him with my alarming strength and remarkable self-involvement.”

“What part of me punching you in the face did you not understand?”

“I’m not lurking. I’m standing about. It’s a whole different vibe.”

“Just enthusiasm for killing the demons. Go deadness for the demons!”

“Anya, I have faith in you. There is no one you cannot piss off.”

“You make me feel like I’ve never felt before in my life. Like a man. I just thought you might wanna know.”

“Because it’s a killer snot monster from outer space… I did not say that.”

“I mean, I for one didn’t want to start my day with a slaughter. Which, really, just goes to show how much I’ve grown!”

“I can’t believe I passed out. Do you think I’m a total wuss now?”

“Um… that, that was funny… if you um, if you studied Taglarin mythic rights… and are a complete dork.”

“Well, it’s so shiny.”