Buffy the Vampire Slayer

“You’re going to lose her again. You know that.”

“I would have called it off when it got to the horned fire snails.”

“What is it with Watchers and keeping Slayers in libraries?”

“Now that I’ve met Angel, I have to say, Spike was so much edgier. You definitely traded up. I’m totally Team Spike.”

“Your eval’s so getting a smiley face.”

“Buffy, it seems like the world doesn’t know we’re the good guys.”

“What about ‘Don’t wake me even if there’s another apocalypse!’ don’t you get?”

“What’s the plan? Cuz I’m still not killing a Slayer no matter what you showed me.”

“And that phrase stood the test of time?”

“The last great Watcher. Sacrificed himself at the Battle of Starbucks.”

“She’s never been in New York. Or, apparently, a limo.”

“I’ve been preparing for this day my entire life!”

“If Giles was here, he’d say “Precisely” and then rub his glasses on his shirt.”