Buffy the Vampire Slayer

“And here I thought I’d killed my last Slayer!”

“I thought I could give you the life you’d want if you hadn’t spent the last however-many-years saving the world.”

“Oh boy, no, no, no. I just took a left turn into Spike’s fantasyland!”

“I’m terrible at everything that doesn’t end with Slaying. I’m not well-rounded. I have lots of corners. And most of them are pointy.”

“There’s nothing I’d like more than to see her with someone like you. Clueless about things that go bump in the night.”

“Did you ever think of looking in the book Giles left you?”

“Sorry if you’re looking for a supernatural soap, but there is nothing sudsy to tell here.”

“I know demons older than your kind. They all fear the arrival of the Siphon.”

“When am I going to learn? Don’t run into alleys.”

“Sooner or later, you’re going to see what I mean. I just don’t want it to be too late.”

“A mask like that is gonna flatten the hair, Angel. Can’t be avoided.”

“The trouble with changing the world is, you don’t. Not all at once.”