Buffy the Vampire Slayer

“And now you like me. I made the list. That’s a big deal! I’m a potential romantic interest.”

“Buffy, you need a miracle. And I don’t have one. I don’t know how to win this.”

“Sorry. Joking in the face of death. I do that. It used to amuse you.”

“If there is a spy among us, I will find her or him. Or it. The puppy has always struck me as a little dodgy…”

“Afterwards I came back here, to the herbs and everything. But then nothing worked, ever. Sometimes I wanted to just… relax. And give in.”

“You’re going to lose her again. You know that.”

“I would have called it off when it got to the horned fire snails.”

“What is it with Watchers and keeping Slayers in libraries?”

“Now that I’ve met Angel, I have to say, Spike was so much edgier. You definitely traded up. I’m totally Team Spike.”

“Your eval’s so getting a smiley face.”

“Buffy, it seems like the world doesn’t know we’re the good guys.”

“What about ‘Don’t wake me even if there’s another apocalypse!’ don’t you get?”

“What’s the plan? Cuz I’m still not killing a Slayer no matter what you showed me.”