“If we can live without passion, maybe we’d know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow.”

“Do you know what’s a good day to break up with somebody? Any day besides Valentine’s Day! I mean, what, were you running low on dramatic irony?”

“Um, I wanted to ask you something. Is Jordy a werewolf? Uh-huh. And how long has that been going on? Uh-huh.”

“She made me feel like a human being. That’s not the kind of thing you just forgive.”

“That pretty much sums it up.”