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The Pack
“You remember, you fail math, you flunk out of school, you end up being the guy at the pizza place that sweeps the floor and says, “Hey, kids, where’s the cool parties this weekend?” We’ve been through this.”
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Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
“Alright, I-I’ll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.”
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Teacher’s Pet
“We all need help with our feelings. Otherwise, we bottle them up, and before you know it powerful laxatives are involved.”
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Witch
“I laugh in the face of danger! Then I… hide until it goes away.”















