“Step away from the glass.”

“Wesley, would you please warn this walking infection that I haven’t forgotten how she poked my head open like a Capri Sun.  And while my love for humanity allows me to tolerate her presence, if need be I will smack her down. Be a doll. Thanks.”

“Doin’ your mom and tryin’ to kill your dad. Hmm. There should be a play.”

“You have no idea what Angelus is. You only know what you’ve read in books.”

“Jeez, where were you when they taught stealth in superpower school?”