“I am well struck! I call on the misty portal to my demon dimension, where I will lay my head and gently die.”

“You do research now? Want a cappuccino and a pack of cigarettes to go with it?”

“It’s hard to get a good night’s death around here.”

“Is this Hell?”

“Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea?”