Spike

“Seriously, how does everybody know I’m his kid? Was there a birth announcement I’m unaware of?”

“I’ve lived with Xander Harris. You psychopaths don’t know him, but let me tell you, his attempts at wit? His fashion sense? Now that’s pain.”

“Pitiful. For all your grandstanding, you fold on first strike.”

“Your heart breaks every time she loses the dominatrix gear and goes Mary Ann from Gilligan’s Island.”