Episodes
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Something Blue
“This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed.”
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I Will Remember You
“Batten down the hatches. Here comes Hurricane Buffy.”
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Pangs
“I’m saying that Spike had a little trip to the vet, and now he doesn’t chase the other puppies any more.”
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The Bachelor Party
“You think you could say that again without so much shock in your voice? You’re steppin’ on my moment of manliness here.”
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The Initiative
“And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.”
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Sense and Sensitivity
“My parents were great. Tasted a lot like chicken.”
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Wild at Heart
“My whole life I’ve never loved anything else.”
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Rm. w/a Vu
“I’m not a snivelling, whiny, little cry-Buffy. I’m the nastiest girl in Sunnydale history. I take crap from no one.”
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Beer Bad
“Giles, don’t make Cave-Slayer unhappy.”
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I Fall to Pieces
“No, I’m not sayin’ I’m attracted… Okay, maybe I’m a little bit attracted.”
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Fear, Itself
“Big overture, little show.”
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In the Dark
“Say no more. Evil’s still afoot. And I’m almost out of that nancy-boy hair-gel I like so much. Quickly, to the Angelmobile, away.”
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The Harsh Light of Day
“I can’t stop thinking about you. Sometimes, in my dreams, you’re all naked.”
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