Episodes
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Primeval
“Spike’s working for Adam?! After all we’ve done — Nah, I can’t even act surprised.”
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The Yoko Factor
“You never train with me anymore. He’s gonna kick your ass.”
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New Moon Rising
“No, I understand. You have to be with the person that you love.”
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Where the Wild Things Are
“Experiments happen in the lab under the house – that’s where they kept you and put in your chip. Let’s have fun!”
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To Shanshu in L.A.
“I’m glad we are not playing friends anymore. I am real sick and tired of your attitude. There’s a little thing called the law…”
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Blind Date
“I’m sorry. I nodded off. Did you get to the part where you’re evil?”
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War Zone
“I don’t need advice from some middle-class white dude that’s dead.”
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Sanctuary
“This was about saving somebody’s soul. That’s what I do here, and you’re not a part of it. That was your idea, remember?”
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Five by Five
“You can always tell when he’s happy. His scowl is slightly less scowly.”
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Eternity
“Well, judging by the outfit, I guess it’s safe to come in. Evil Angel never would have worn those pants.”
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The Ring
“Someone ought to create an intra-demon dating base. You know like Archfiend.org, where the lonely and the slimy connect.”
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The Prodigal
“Darling boy. So young, still so very young.”
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I’ve Got You Under My Skin
“A father doesn’t have to be possessed to terrorize his children.”


























