Episodes
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Hell’s Bells
“I’m not sure you should say ‘sex poodle’ in your vows.”
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Forgiving
“I’m going to Quor’toth to find my son and you’re taking me there.”
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Sleep Tight
“Ignore the loud mouth with the bad skin. He’s impotent in this dimension.”
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Loyalty
“That’s it? No ‘wow, how did he do that?’ No screaming in terror? You twenty first century types are so jaded.”
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As You Were
“Husband? Wife? Those aren’t code names like Big Dog or Falcon?”
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Couplet
“Angel, your coat is singing.”
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Waiting in the Wings
“Back in the day, I’d always get box seats. Or, you know, eat the people who had them.”
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Older and Far Away
“We do not joke about eating people in this house!”
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Provider
“Helping the helpless, finding Holtz, and making money are our three number one priorities.”
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Dead Things
“We’re not going to have to do that at the wedding, are we? ‘Cause there’s this last thread of dignity I’ve been desperately clinging to.”
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Doublemeat Palace
“We’re here to support your subsistence level employment. Bravo.”
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Birthday
“How are you a champion? In what way are you a champion?”
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Gone
“We’re your arch-nemesises…ses…”
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