Episodes
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Storyteller
“This isn’t some story where good triumphs because good triumphs.”
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Soulless
“Doin’ your mom and tryin’ to kill your dad. Hmm. There should be a play.”
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Get It Done
“The Hellmouth has begun its semi-annual percolation. Usually it blows around May.”
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Awakening
“You have no idea what Angelus is. You only know what you’ve read in books.”
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Long Day’s Journey
“Jeez, where were you when they taught stealth in superpower school?”
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Ghost
“You ever try to clean an actual slate? You always see what was on it before.”
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First Date
“Now, if I were a sign of being evil, where would I be?”
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The Killer in Me
“Now wait a minute, you think I’m evil if I bring a group of girls on a camping trip and don’t touch them?”
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Habeas Corpses
“Take your new boyfriend and get the Hell out of here.”
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Apocalypse, Nowish
“Hate to be the little demon that cried “Apocalypse Nowish,” but, uh…”
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Potential
“Hey, everybody, look. It’s Willow. Perhaps with a blunt weapon of some sort.”
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Showtime
“Keep the chatter down! Or speak up so I can hear you.”
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Bring on the Night
“Sorry to barge in. I’m afraid we have a slight… apocalypse.”
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