Episodes
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Smile Time
“They’re lookin’ at the wee little puppet man.”
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A Spy in the House of Love
“Considering our recent track record, I’m sure they want to pat me on the head and tell me I’ve been running a crackerjack operation. Maybe there’ll be cake.”
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Needs
“We’re all gonna die.”
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Echoes
“Oh my God, I find lentils completely incomprehensible!”
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Man on the Street
“Tell me about the Dollhouse.”
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Why We Fight
“You don’t win a war by doing whatever it takes. You win by doing what’s right.”
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You’re Welcome
“Spike’s a hero and you’re CEO of Hell, Incorporated. What frickin’ bizarro world did I wake up in?”
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Damage
“Check the view screen, Uhura. I got twelve Vampyr Slayers behind me, and not one of them has ever dated you.”
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Soul Purpose
“You are barking up the wrong vampire.”
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True Believer
“I prefer ‘man reaction’.”
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Gray Hour
“That could lead to a coma state, or it could turn her into Carrie at the prom.”
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Stage Fright
“You are having a breakdown. Not a shave-your-head-and-flash-your-junk wacky phase.”
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Harm’s Way
“I just wish I were more like you. You know, except for the part about being all into science. And not having a lot up front.”
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