Episodes

“She’s never been in New York. Or, apparently, a limo.”

“I’ve been preparing for this day my entire life!”

“If Giles was here, he’d say “Precisely” and then rub his glasses on his shirt.”

“For the record, I’ve never worn manservant bloomers.”

“We’ll leave it at ‘We had a wonderful night.'”

“One Slayer was all right. But all these girls, the world can’t contain them. And they will suffer for that.”

“My grip on reality is not that grippy. I’m protective of it.”

“The blood of innocents is a real pain in the neck to wash out of cotton blends.”

“So you decided to start your own evil Slayer club? Why am I not surprised?”

“I’ve got enough voices in my head already.”

“Faith, do you honestly think you’re the first young person to have stumbled upon the notion of rebellion?”

“The funny part about all this? I never even met her.”

“You’re at war with the human race.”