Buffy the Vampire Slayer

“I’ll take my chances with the carnivorous otters.”

“And, not to interfere with the flow, but if you can get him to take off his shirt, it’d improve things immensely.”

“I know you’re upset. And that’s why I’m not going to take what you said personally. But don’t ever say anything like it again.”

“Can we stop talking about options that involve my sister going to Hell?”

“I have put up with your ridiculous and, quite frankly, interminable romantic misadventures for years!”

“At some point even I have to stop living in a fantasy world and face up to the real one. Even if it hurts.”

“I think brooding is his default setting.”

“‘Trial by combat?’ That’s actually a thing outside of Game of Thrones?”

“Oh, let’s do it! I can be your invisible ghost sidekick. It’ll be like the greatest Eighties cop show they never made!”

“If we need anything right now, it’s help with real life. Someone to tell us how to be normal, healthy adults. And I’m not trying to be a jerk, but…

“Well… Once you get past all the crap, we’ve been known to make a passable team.”

“Don’t be ridiculous! Alligators in the sewers are sheer fantasy. Do be on the lookout for rat-spiders, though. They favour such environments.”

“So, um… Any murder dreams on your end?”