Buffy the Vampire Slayer

“Sunnydale – come for the food, stay for the dismemberment.”

“Do you have everything? Books? Lunch? Stakes?”

“Uh, Oh. Daddy’s home. I’m in wicked trouble now.”

“Come on, this is a huge deal for me! Six years as a side man, and now I get to be the Slayer.”

“Bored now.”

“Say goodnight, bitch.”

“Can we just skip it? Can you just be kissing me now?”

“Buffy’s delusion is multi-layered. She believes she’s some type of hero.”

“I’m not sure you should say ‘sex poodle’ in your vows.”

“Husband? Wife? Those aren’t code names like Big Dog or Falcon?”

“We do not joke about eating people in this house!”

“We’re not going to have to do that at the wedding, are we? ‘Cause there’s this last thread of dignity I’ve been desperately clinging to.”

“We’re here to support your subsistence level employment. Bravo.”